i see a stoner rant if i saw oneSpongeBuell wrote:Dear bolagna,
thank you for feeding me. You are quite tasty. whenever I need meat from a ummm... I have no idea what a bolagna is from... but you're the first choice. Unfortunately, I have been cheating on you. I have discovered the miracle of salami. It is far more fun to say, tastes better, and is better in a sandwhich. I hope you understand, but we were never meant to be together,
Sorry,
SpongeBuell
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